The Mother of All Hummers in Wrigleyville

I was checking my bike at the Chicago Cubs' free Bike Check when this thing caught my eye in the player's parking lot at Wrigley Field.

Name the player who owns this tricked out Hummer and you'll get the satisfaction of being the person to name the player who owns this tricked out Hummer.

And if you ever wondered how Major Leaugue Baseball players spent all their money, now you know.